domericbolton:

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

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end0skeletal:

Happy Owls!

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saint-chan:

im laughing so hard rn cuz keep imagining that bucky keeps falling off of shit, like he dives off buildings constantly, and steve tends to go through windows and it’s originally sort of painful to talk about because they worry about each other but then it degenerates into them…

fauxcyborg:

my type of girl is “girl” and my type of boy is “stand 20 feet away and fill out a form about your political views, give me references, tell me where you want to be in five years, please buy moisturizer and do something different with your hair and we’ll consider your application and get back to you in 20 business days”

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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sebadasstian-stan:

i laughed more than i should have

sebadasstian-stan:

i laughed more than i should have

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why-i-love-comics:

A+X #8 - “Hawkeye + Deadpool”

written by Christopher Hastings
art by Reilly Brown

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ruraljackdaw:

all-four-cheekbones:

theserif:

sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

I love muggleborn headcanons.

There aren’t any “anti-muggle-technology charms,” did anyone actually READ Hogwarts: A History?

Hermione said in The Goblet of Fire that bugging devices don’t work because magic interferes with electricity geez

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